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That’s one of the things that makes me crazy about this series. How are you supposed to believe that they are finding life partners when they don’t discuss ANYTHING of real importance? Like religion, political views, how they might want to raise their children, do they want pets, live in the city or in the suburbs, or

“How to get away with Murder” had a black woman married to a white man... until they killed him. So that probably doesn’t count.

Do you have a sense of how s/he feels about V-Day? For example, I despise Valentine’s Day, so Mr. Pants and I usually just stay in, watch Netflix, and make stupid Hallmark/Valentines jokes all night.

Sure, but she’s also said stuff like how the nanny brings her breakfast every day, and some other stuff that I don’t remember... but basically made it sound like she is completely incapable of being a grown up human being.

There was some kind of hinting in one of the first episodes that it might be Raven who wins, or at least ends up as the last two. I can’t remember what it was, but I remember being surprised, so I’ve had my eye on her.

She seems like fun, but way too vapid to enjoy hanging out with. She’s capable of the occasional witty comment, but I don’t think there’s a whole lot more to her than that. And I grew tired of hanging out with people like that in my 20s.

I don’t know. In every other episode before this one, he seemed to have crazy, off the charts chemistry with ALL the women. Like, any woman he met, anywhere. They all knew he was a complete ass, and they couldn’t help but hook up with him anyway - even when it pissed off all of the other contenders on the show.

She talked shit about Vanessa (?) last night. She was saying about how little depth she had, because all she had going for her was that she was a special ed teacher. Which was fucking HILARIOUS. Corinne talking about someone else lacking depth. I rewound it 3 times, could not stop laughing.

I think the nanny would have to become a nanny to both of them, since neither one of them can manage to do any adult thing by themselves. Poor nanny.

Yes, this season is boring, not for the usual reasons - it just seems painfully obvious that none of the women are into Nick. And to be fair, Nick doens’t really seem into any of the women, either. Including Corinne. Like... I really don’t care who he chooses because it is SO CLEAR that they will have broken up

I’ve been doing that, but I’ve also been stress eating. And drinking. I’ve actually put on weight since the Tweeter-in-Chief was inaugurated. He ruins EVERYTHING!

When I was a teenager, I once had a stupid fight with my dad right before going to the gym. And I was angry in that way that only a teenager can be angry at a parent... I was in a full rage. Best workout I’ve ever had, before or since then. I felt like I could have run FOREVER.

Feminism is pointless now, because women are totally equal and have all the right now, didn’t you hear?

My mom always jokes that if you name the type of birth control, she’ll tell you the name of the baby that was born while a woman was using it. But it’s so convenient to pretend that birth control is 100% effective, unless the idiot woman is too idiotic to use it correctly.

I think making women dependent on men is one of the main reasons why conservative men don’t want women to have access to birth control or abortion. More control over the slutty sluts and their slutty sex-having ways!

Yes, I was going to say the same thing. Any guy that calls women “females” is automatically suspect to me.

Oh, that’s just silly. If they let women have opinions and input on legislation, then how would they make sure that those slutty sluts aren’t having all of that slutty sex all the time???

Holy shit. It’s stuff like this that makes me avoid clicking on anything posted by anyone I don’t know. And I refuse to look at comments on pretty much any website other than Jezebel, because if I do, I want to kill the whole world. People are the worst.

Holy shit. It’s stuff like this that makes me avoid clicking on anything posted by anyone I don’t know. And I refuse to look at comments on pretty much any website other than Jezebel, because if I do, I want to kill the whole world. People are the worst.

My boyfriend and I were talking about this the other day. We have, in the past, really enjoyed playing with D/s and power play... but recently, it’s just not fun anymore, it’s too real, too close to home. The assholes are ruining the world AND our sex lives.