Saw this on Instagram:

FYI I asked if he invited Jonathan Chait, and he told me he only reads The Cut.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

http://thehill.com/homenews/314475-springsteen-cover-band-cancels-inaugural-gig-out-of-respect-for-bruce

Evergreen: what if I fall down these steps and break all my teeth out of my face

So, are we taking bets on what happens next? I’m in a particularly bad and pessimistic mood today, so I’ve got $30 that says this will ultimately change nothing and we have four years of Orange Is The Color Of Rage And Despair to look forward to.

The PANTSUITS 😍😍😍😍

I accepted my $20 prize for first place in the “Best Pro Life Poster” contest at my Catholic high school.

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁