My nipples hurt just looking at that.

Yes, it’s an awful tattoo... But am I the only one looking at that clip of JLO and thinking, “girl, Ben’s tattoo may be ugly but it’s still prettier than your last husband, the chupacabra”?

I really hate judging other people’s tattoos because I have one myself that I would not be fan of people dissecting (of course, it is objectively awesome since my father designed it).

Jonathan Cheban just LOOKS like cocaine to me. It's off-putting.

I think I like Ashlee’s music career over Jessica’s.

It’s nothing new. I remember when people were trying to make Ashlee Simpson and Jamie Lynn Spears a thing.

So we need to start giving a shit about siblings of celebrities now? Or is Austin Swift popular for reasons I’m unaware of?

Ugh this is such old news. I LIVE in LA so I took pictures of them together WEEKS ago.

Ploom sounds like this probably tastes:

How could he not know about Milk?! & I think that film did a little more as far as SHINING A LIGHT on that community then your shitty as song taking home an award, YA GOOF!

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.

Because–let’s be honest–he had plenty of time to fact check that before saying it out loud. That’s kind of disrepectful to the people who came before him to just be like, “I could be wrong but I think I’m the first...”

Most undeserved Oscar of the night, holy shit. You have Leo, and that 87 year old Italian composer for that matter, coming back year after year for a chance and here comes some newish dude waltzing in, getting it on the first try, and he doesn’t even know who in his community has won an Academy award, making it all…

maybe she’s trying to stop the trump/cruz/rubio cesspool by encouraging her republican friends to vote for a slightly saner candidate. at least that is what i am telling myself right now to not be upset.

I am not sure she is coming out as a Republican but rather saying that Kasich would be the best of the Republican candidates, which I would agree with.

The good thing about Leo winning is now everyone will STFU about it. Tom Hardy is ten times the actor Leo will ever be. Leo has been in good movies, but he has zero range. He’s either freaking out, or being charming.

Dustin Lance Black’s tweet is a Leap Day gift to us all.