Designer longjohns? Sounds good.

Maybe precocious but that doesn’t really make sense.

Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.

They are bloody vultures with no souls.

Never in a million years did I ever think I would say this but: #Team Taylor. She’s the lesser of two evils.

Fuck them all and order a diva cup online. From an out of state store.

The Fall messed me up so much. He’s a sadistic killer who hates women but he’s so freaking hot! So conflicted!

Lol phew. Honestly, with how ridiculous reality TV is, I wouldn't be surprised.

I’m really hoping I won’t have to since he’s third down the list of people they can pursue. It’s such a complicated mess. Dying without a will or life insurance was like his final Fuck You and it’s made both of us hate him all over again. Thanks dad! You Stupidmotherfuckingselfishcunt!

I don’t know you but I am confident that you are superior to Tori. She is so clueless that she probably thought this story would be endearing.

Not where he was living. They even tried to send me an income tax bill 3 years after I moved. They are ruthless.

My thoughts exactly. I have half a mind to go to our local media if they go through with it.

Could he get his hands on it? I would have thought if he’s 18 that it’s his.

That's like a reverse Sophie’s Choice.

Does the bachelor really dumped them on a deserted island or is this a joke? Because that is beyond fucked up.

Hopefully there is money set aside for them that they get at 21 or something. Tori and her sad excuse for a husband would have blown it all by now anyway.

So what you are really saying is that Tori has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and is an all-around awful person.

Hmm. I always thought it meant white European. You learn something new every day.

The Nines! I had totally forgotten about it until now but YES!

His shoes were the number 1 Xmas present? Bahaha!