There has to be a way to do something! If Americans insist on a hand gun for every man, woman and child, they need to change the design.

“I actually believe in an emergency kit: candles, a bottle of fizzy wine or champagne, and some lump-fish roe or caviar should always be kept available to make an occasion of an ordinary day.”

Been there so I know. Still, a 3 year old’s hands are usually pretty small so it wouldn’t be that hard to come up with something that’s not so easy a baby could do it.

Exactly! We can make childproof lighters so why can’t we make childproof guns?

I have fired lots of guns so I know how easy it is... but it shouldn’t be.

I know they aren’t hard but they should be.

Forget leaving the gun lying around for a moment... Is it crazy to think it should take more force than a 3 year old can muster to fire a gun?

I considered conversion therapy but then I finally came to terms with the fact that my kid is straight. This is my cross to bear and I accept it.

Between this and Good Hair, he seems pretty aware.

Me too! I started watching them with my kid when he was young. He grew up but I kept watching.

So now instead of taking money from a purse, we are talking about fraud?

But it would be hard to get a conviction if I kept offering you money after I knew you stole from me.

Ok. I’ll trust that your name is real so I won’t argue with you.

I think I love you.

Then I guess it’s too bad that he’s never been charged with assault, just sexual assault and choking to overcome resistance.

Sydney Briar is alive!

He’s been charged with 4 counts of sexual assault and 1 count of choking to overcome resistance. The Crown has to prove he choked someone in order to commit a crime. I’m not sure they can do that at this point

From sexualassault.ca

The laws on consent are pretty vague.

Which isn’t all that clear. From the sexualassault.ca website: