Yes, Phil Schiller has the morning shift driving the street mapper.

This is good news for iPhone users. No doubt Google will introduce a Map app with their tiles - and if Apple accepts it - the users will get the best of both worlds.

Oh, I forgot - all this shit builds/designs/manufactures itself. /s

You're not paying for the video card - you're paying for the engineering that crammed this much stuff into such a small package.

'best streamer out there'

Save the drama for your momma.

"According to Cnet, the proposal was submitted by the European Telecommunications Network Operators Association to the Internet Telecommunication Union, a wing of the United Nations."

Don't you have some tasks you need to manage? - Sincerely, every iPhone User

Commend Microsoft? You understand how late they are to the party, right? So late that they may never be a major player in the space ever again.

Not when she's getting a C on her exit exam, she's not.

Here's a cookie.

Yes - if I'm coming home early from work and it's set to 'away' - it's nice to have it all warmed up by the time I get there.

I love our Nest thermostat. Being able to adjust our temp while away from home on my iPhone is pretty handy.

There's no other industry that treats their customers more like shit than the airlines. Seriously. Delta (and maybe others?) are now charging more for aisle and window seats (they call it 'priority seating') - and they are no longer guaranteeing that families can sit together even if they buy the tickets with seats…

"And the knock on effect of warmer balls is, sadly, a lower sperm count."

These glasses != a skateboard cellphone.

Don't quit your day job. (Unless comedy is your day job)

Iron Man 2 was one of the worst movies I've seen in the last five years.

Boats n' Hoes!

'Of course, the solution does require access to the Apple ID and password of the person who's being snooped on ...'