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2 of the most helpful training tips I’ve heard: don’t scold a dog for going to the bathroom in the house. They don’t understand that they’re being scolded for where they went to the bathroom and think they’re in trouble for going to the bathroom in general. Also, if the dog is misbehaving don’t call them to you and

You won’t mess it up! You’ll be great! Thank you for taking in a pup who needs a home!

Aw so sweet! All I know is it’s important to set expectations and let them adjust at the same time. So if you don’t want her on the couch, don’t let her on the couch even just for the first day. Dogs like consistency. You can give her a few days on the whole sit and stay thing though. I’m sure you know this but

When we got our second-oldest dog Sydney about seven years ago, we brought her into the vet for her first examination, and the receptionist wanted to hold her. She stood there, holding our puppy, and cried like a baby.

I climbed through the trap door at the top of an elevator and sat there drinking wine with a friend. Someone entered the elevator and I sat there while the elevator went up, praying not to die.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

I ordered a really cool foldy paper kit that is supposed to turn into a fox. So far i just have crampy hands and folded paper bits.

It’s true though. When I kept my name the entire town fell into disarray. There were roaming gangs of feral children attacking seniors. The moose organized themselves and turned against us. It was pure chaos. We had to abandon the place.

Oh my god jezzies, I humiliated myself. Behold my tale of woe:

Hey everyone lets get serious for a minute - I think we need to talk about the asshole epidemic that has been plaguing Jezebel lately. I’m not talking about the beloved assholes (like myself ;) ) but I’ve talked to a few people about this so I know I’m not the only one experiencing this but has anyone else noticed a

4 A Good Border Openin’, Plz Call

#yas

if Hillary Clinton has secured the Broad City vote..

Which means Julian Castro is probably at the top of that list.

this looks like it should be written on a high school bathroom wall somewhere

Sorry, who’s sanctimonious?!

So let me understand, since you can’t go to 500DoK to troll the articel series at the moment you thought coming here on a post about her brother passing away was a good place to express your dislike of 500DoK.

Jean-Luc being the obvious first choice, so now that’s out of the way:

Patrick Stewart is the greatest man in the world.

Helloooo Patrick