I can’t tell if this is a parody or not.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

Well we certainly are always looking to add to our ever growing prison population, so yeah lets add thought crimes to the list and throw the Constitution out the window.

Same! I’ll be like, “DAMN, that woman has GOT to be a model!” and he’s busy looking at a tree like, “think I could climb that?!” I find it oddly comforting too.

Hi, everyone! I saw Mockingjay Pt. 2 last night, and what a piece of shit. I think I’ll just go back and read the book series again so that I can relive how great it was before being turned into a movie.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

NO! I can’t believe it! I am shocked.

They are here, and they missed the point.

Will Gawker ever make any positive posts about candidates this campaign? I understand all the writers are hard core democrats/liberals, and I can see why there are a dozen posts a day bashing Republicans. But how about some posts on the Democratic candidates and why we should vote for them, other than “just because…

Dakota Johnson has comedic talent on par with a piece of wet cardboard.

Yeah it’s so strange. I’m almost like, maybe we should give him props for actually studying history on his own since he obviously did not receive a basic education which would have provided context and consequence for this event.

While the message is good, Deuteronomy 15:11 could not have come from Christ since it’s from the Old Testament. Matthew 25:34-45 is something Christ said and works as well to show what hypocrites these right wing assholes are.

To you. *shrug*

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

Pope, I will make you a deal. I will stop using my phone at the dinner table when you stop wearing the tablecloth.

I don't know where you live but I wish it was closer to me so we could make this happen.

Holy shit, this is hilarious, I just responded - I’m reading this too! Where are you? I’m on page like 800-something. I also made a Spotify playlist to listen to while reading, starting with Sinfonietta, of course.

IQ84, because I’m a not-so-closet Murakami fan. Moriarty says this makes me a basic bitch.

yes! plus i wish i had a cocktail party that was fancy enough to talk about what they say in cocktail chatter!

Well if you like anything “lowbrow” feel free to hate them. I also have been avoiding Slate in general since Julia took over for David because I just don’t like how out of touch she can seem on culture podcast