....I am quite enjoying the truffle ones. The gyro ones not so much. The wasabi from last year are a gift from the lord.

To preface this: the following story takes place in Florida.

It was my dad and stepmom (about 25 years ago). I was obsessed with horses growing up but it just never worked out. Parents divorced (you buy her a horse, no you buy her a horse), taking care of my sisters, job, early college. A slew of reasons. So when I finally had the means and the time I started riding, English…

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

My dad was a pretty serious LOTR nerd before it was cool, i.e. before the movies came out. He read all the appendices and books by Tolkien’s son annotating his father’s notes and books about the linguistics and collections of artwork about Middle Earth. Two of these artists were particularly considered to be experts,…

Legacy protection ain’t easy, eh, Dre?

It’s like the shoe is so ugly is just decided to kill itself.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

You have to access the dark web first which you can only do by pressing the Alt and F4 keys together.

Nope. Literally nobody else does.

brb, changing my handle again

Ugh, I hate that they’re caving to these idiots!! It just gives more ammunition to the anti-GMO, chemophobic nutjobs. They don’t see this as a PR move, but as “proof” that there was something wrong or dangerous with caramel coloring to begin with. Similar to the thimerosal in vaccines “controversy”.

I bought a pumpkin cheesecake cookie on my way home tonight and I am already starting to think about my turtleneck sweaters. I am a tried and true member of the cult of autumn. Caramel coloring or no caramel coloring I am a sheep and will consume all of your fake fall goods.

And it will still taste like a basic bowl of diabetes.

i think it’s funny that it was the mom’s friend who baked the cake

I disagree. It’s getting us (white liberal progressives) to look long at hard at ourselves and this mentality of “Oh, I’m liberal, so I’m not the person you should be lecturing. I shouldn’t be challenged.” The outrageous responses of white liberals to this is far more damning than the original protest - a nerve was…

they’d be far better off explaining football to the fuckin’ Bucs.

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

Ugh

That prancing ninnyhammer is about as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.