When I read this piece and others like it, I feel a strange sense of frustration at my mother’s choices. She graduated from high school in the early 60’s. Her college education was cut short by an unplanned pregnancy, and she married her boyfriend—a marriage that went down in flames of infidelity ten years later. Then…

No one enjoys being judged, so I understand why you would complain about that. What I don't understand is why people like you also seem to want to hear that what you do is a feminist act because you're doing it by choice and not just because you have to. It's cool that you get to do what you want but you can't get…

I love that credit card companies are so careful with your tip but meanwhile send whole countries into economic death spirals with their unethical tranched papers and crap bonds graded triple-A...

Why would you say that and then not share? Obviously this is the perfect space for this.

I just watched the most amazing commercial and then immediately went to the site and paid the shipping for the free sample to be sent to me. I’ve never done that before, but this ad just made me laugh so hard and stare with my mouth open. That kind of advertising deserves to be rewarded.

It’s blue and gold.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

Maury & Connie were regulars around town when I was living in Montana. Once he was behind us in line while we were buying about a million red plastic cups. He said something along the lines of “Be good tonight, kids!” And we spent the next five minutes trying to convince him to come to our kegger in the middle of the…

It seems a smidge uncreative to jack your daughter's wedding theme less than a year later, but then again, I'm sure everyone appreciated that they didn't have to buy a new all-white outfit.

As an out bisexual, it makes me furious to hear about other bi folks who get into committed LTRs without talking to their partners about their sexuality. I have lost all patience and empathy for internalized biphobia.

I’m an articulate woman, which is why I’ll let my t-shirt do the talking for me.

I was in a band and on tour in the early 00’s. As we were leaving the western edge of Pennsylvania on our way to Dayton Ohio we gassed up at a station that had a hybrid Pizza Hut / KFC / and Blimpies food processing closet. Being a vegetarian roughly 5 hours from home I was overjoyed that the Blimpies, 1/3 of this…

My feelings EXACTLY! I can almost never get off if we head straight for PIV but ready the ground (heh!) and I can cum multiple times. Dudes are gonna come regardless because DICK. I remember trying to explain a woman's orgasm to guy once. I told him for women it's like rolling a ball up a hill. You have to get the…

I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

ummm, so how does everyone hate candy corn?!?!?!?

Well, they say it's best to catch it early.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

Full confession: I put Ketchup on my Kraft Mac & Cheese. This merger is straight out of my trailer park childhood.