Okay, I'm sorry to be the party pooper here, but what if that reporter had been reporting a fire in which someone died? Not so funny then, is is, Ms. Horseface?

If she really believes that she has to dumb down to be like Barbie, then I think she's dumb enough already.

To me, the hair looks like she was going for a retro-early-1960s look to complement her dress. I can just see her dressed like that in a commercial for dish soap or Mr. Clean. Or she could be June Cleaver's neighbor. I think it's actually kind of cute.

"Georgina Chapman in a haunted tablecloth."

He must be desperate for money. Which means that now it's official: Billy Ray Cyrus sucks for bucks.

@fortheloveofbeets Amen. Couldn't have put it better myself. You expressed everything I was thinking and feeling. Brava!

I don't think the people in the pic even know.

Well, all I've got to say is that people who don't believe in ghosts have never encountered one.

(Sigh). Assholes. They travel in packs, and they're everywhere.