danbert8000
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danbert8000

I think you need to find more sources for your stories than NASCAR.com...

So I must ask a few questions!

French-themed breakfast to celebrate the start of the race

Can Google teach the cars to just scream at people through an external speaker?

Quick hire Guido!

If only Michelin was still available, Bibendum would have thrown those tires right onto the car where they could promptly fail from too much heat.

Paging Bugs Bunny, you're on-duty again.

See, there is a line between a prank, and being an asshole and calling it a prank. This is the latter. SO many of these so called pranks are just someone being an asshole to someone else.

A prank is when nobody is hurt injured or has their safety threatened.. and completely unharmful.

JMO.

Question: Will this grand tour involve the purchase of used vehicles in the country the tour is taking place and also involve random stops at cultural locations which will devolve into contests to see which of the three hosts can vex the other two the most?

Prime is a pretty good deal, sir. I get more than enough value from the shipping, but free music (whole albums even), free feature movies(the entire Pink Panther series came up this week).

In a church, at a funeral.
I have shame.

How do they not just call an all-stop over the radio and stop the race in place during that?

Most of the crippling cost of living and healthcare is that way because of lawsuits. So, it sort of goes full circle. lol

COTD.

The Mustang’s driver.

Lawsuits. That is the biggest problem with this country. Lawsuits. This seriously needs to be changed so that people can only sue when there is actual monetary damage involved.

Dear sir;

The #1 slot should have been this. Just kick the Pontiac Solstice off the list because once you drive one you will realize why it was not popular. They do not hold up well at all over time. S2000 on the other hand still feels modern and completely solid as they age

How on earth did this monstrosity make the cut? I think 95% of the people who actually wanted one of these when they were new are 6 feet under by now. The only reason to ever buy one today is to show how much of a contrarian hipster you are.