Then you’d have stump-pulling 1st gears instead of gearing designed to look nice when a car rag lists out 0-60 times or test cars with tiny wheels to skew the rolling road.

They don’t even know what to call themselves these days, their url is still atf.gov and their documents can say any of the 3 acronyms. Its fitting for them though since the ATF is itself a bit of a mess.

How I imagine they really feel

I will buy it. This car fills a unique niche for someone who wants a semi-exotic — exotic engine in a car sold in relatively small numbers, but doesn’t scream, “look at me, I want to look like I make a lot of money!” The RX-8 has been very good to me. Every time I see a Mustang careening into onlookers, I am thankful…

I would deny global warming and use a fleet of BroDozers to power my house if it meant getting my hands on that Mazda.

I always wondered if it was possible to integrate coils and a squirrel cage in a rotary engine and make a true hybrid motor.

Hyper loops can’t crash. No scams can, the Moller Sky Car has a perfect safety record.

I’m not Tom, but I can give you my approach... I’ve always taken the approach of “It has no value to me, so I’m not including it in the price we are discussing.” (and said as much) and gone from there. When they push back they need to “recoup their costs” I tell them they are welcome to sell me a car without this…

I don’t think I’d be mad if I were passed like that.

That was insane. Somebody get that man a trophy, a thermal pad, and a month’s supply of ibuprofen!

Seems fairly obvious how he did that...

Peter Sagal is my spirit animal.

At most, all cars need is an interface for my phone. Let me hook up my phone and let it do what it does best. I don't need an infotainment system that A) costs more than my phone, B) requires a separate service from my phone, C) doesn't do anything my phone doesn't already do better, and D) requires me to learn how to…

First time me and my wife heard about the 4G LTE in the car, we both went - “but.... aren’t our phones hotspots too?” Yep. “So whose this for exactly???” Exactly. Somewhere along the way - GM brainwashed themselves into thinking a second unneeded data plan is the greatest option ever for us all. And people who don’t…

I hope you told your client to stop wasting money on stupid shit and put that money towards patient care.

I never liked the GM LTE ad. Why give full car access to the internet? The driver needs to pay attention to the road! Got passengers what want to log onto the internet? Surf the web on your own phone and network.

I am among the older Millennials, having been born in 1983. It really is annoying when Boomer-laden marketing firms hear “Millennials” and think no further than iPhones, Emoji, and wifi.

cam cam about to get fahrd! ow lawhd.

As a Millenial who works for GM, I’ve been trying to find someone who will listen when I tell them this is the stupidest ad campaign in the history of stupid ad campaigns.

The bar for any car ad where the premise is a staged focus group and there’s a reminder that the commercial has “Real people. Not actors” is about as low as you can possibly get. I’ve learned to expect more enjoyment from a groin rash.