Why did you post the same car twice?

Technically, its still registered as a Lotus Exige

Yes, this is certainly a single man’s idea.

Oh man, Ludacris Mode!!!! Totally want a Tesla that plays ‘Rollout’ whenever you depart.

The solution.

I’m only 6 feet tall. Mostly I just can’t lay off the burgers and have abnormally long legs. I’m the kind of person who causes people on Tinder to consider gouging their eyes out.

Yea but, being tall, you’re what every person on Tinder is “looking for.” Life balances out.

I love diesels, but I just don’t see how one would work in the Miata. I think part of its playful, skittish nature is being able to string out the revs, and you really can’t do that in a diesel.

“I’ve done a lot of stupid crap, but licking that salt shaker was the worst.”

Visible WANKEL for the win!

If you’re going to get a big wheel, get one with a handbrake, nothing will turn the ladies on more than a well executed handbrake turn

oh come on, it’s great for when you discover you can do “burnouts” by leaning back a bit. at least until you wear the plastic so thin that the wheel splits in two halves.

Programmers, K&N filters, cat-back exhausts, and Royal Purple oil can just as well be re-branded as snake oil. None of them do a damned thing except suck money from your bank account

I always told my friends “Why would the factory not build the best version of it’s software for the consumer? Why do you think so idiot with a computer turning dials and knobs is going to outdo a team of engineers who likely have every resource, metric, and understanding of the engine?” And they are always like…

Don't give in to Black Thursday retailers.

Don't give in to Black Thursday retailers.

Amazon actually has the smart version for $497

Amazon actually has the smart version for $497

Resale value is like stock prices; completely unrealized until you actually try to sell the vehicle. If you bought a TDI because of resale value, you bought the wrong vehicle, regardless of this emissions scandal.

Or you could get a 6 speed manual in a new Forester which has more room, more ground clearance and a bigger engine.

In my experience 12.01am - 11.59pm are the worst times to shop on Black Friday.

I’ve got to ask you... about the penis mightier. No, that’s The Pen Is Mightier! Fancy it up however you want Trebek, the question is, does it work!?