Ancient Greece eh? Odyssey will actually take place in New Donk City.

Man I’m hungry.

Right? I stopped playing PoGo about a year ago and it would be nice to be able to use my monsters from that game in a new pokemon game.

I’m stoked!

Fuck borders.

Damn I had a lot of fun with this game when it came out. My heart says to buy it for the switch, my brain says save your cash and play through Dark Souls II that’s been sitting in my backlog for over a year.

Damn grocery stores too cheap to pay cashiers a decent wage and now want me to do work for em? Don’t mind if I liberate a few carrots and onions...

Sad to see you’re leaving, but I was happy to read your articles over the years. Best of luck for you in the future!

Consider this young man’s mind blown!

Or say, at work....

That’s one weird restaurant in your analogy there.

I like the cost per hour idea of breaking down games, or all entertainment really. And some games are worth like $4 or $5 an hour for sure. Reminds me of going to see a movie at a theater - 2 tickets, popcorn and pop is $50 for 90-120 minutes. I feel fuckin’ ripped off if the movie sucks. I like when I spend $90…

This game makes me so happy.

Does Wallace Shawn voice Rex? Love that little guy.

My brother and I always yell at each other “I care about report card! I only care about guitar!”

I always tear up in the final episode when Brendon drops his camera out the car window and he’s sort of like “meh.” What a great show.

Same! Genius.

When I worked at Tim Hortons I put up with a lot of shit, but nothing like this.

It’s a good thing 4chan is a legit site, or I’d be worried this is all fake.

Nice article. I think Mario Golf on the N64 introduced Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. I remember playing against my brother as Baby Mario, and spamming the catch phrase “Nicey shot, oh eh ah!” Or playing as Luigi, “Hurry up already, huh!”