First Gear:

Neutral. Morbid as hell! We’re Jalopers. I’ll be on craigslist looking at rust buckets while on my death bed!

It doesn’t take much to push a skinny gluten free vegan out of the way.

At least the stickers on the door are showing the Confederacy’s win-loss record.

I’m originally from Minnesota and wouldn’t hesitate to put this little rascal to work. Snows can get wet and heavy but again, keep it moving and don’t hesitate to make repeat returns to your home base so if you’re stuck, at least you’re home. And if it doesn’t have the gumption to do the whole job, at least it reduces…

Do you even plow bro?

I like little cars. Scratch that, I LOVE little cars.

That explains this thing’s existence. Thanks.

this is in Billings, MT, I’ll share a secret with you I learned by living in Bozeman, MT: the snow is so light and airy that you can wade through it, the local ski area in Bozeman calls it frozen smoke.

That’s why you plow WITH THE STORM. You know who waits until it’s done? The guy with the broken plow truck. I’ve owned half a dozen plow trucks, subcontracting commercial lots. You go out with 2 inches and continue until the snow stops. I’d have a blast plowing driveways with this thing and it would pay for itself in…

Step one: keep decals

Step 1: Remove all the decals.

This is so wrong its right. The air horns, the stick shift, the inexplicable general lee paint job, the UTV plow. In fact, for a proper valuation, compare it to a UTV. The UTV costs more (2-4x), is open to the elements, and can’t be street legal.

It’s wide open people just don’t pay attention and haul ass across the bridge. It also opens very infrequently.

FCA auto tranny shifters would #1 since it killed someone.

Tesla: Bringing Complex Solutions to Things That Were Never Problems in the First Place. (Door Handle Edition)

Seems like an unnecessarily complicated way to gain entry to one’s vehicle.

Or the Audi wanted to get across before the bridge gets stuck open like it normally does. Regular occurrence, can’t blame the Audi driver.

And by well maintained, I mean it has one working brake and more than three tires inflated at the same time.

Going by the fact he locked up the rear tires Im thinking either, they both were surprised to see the gate down. or the driver of the PT Cruiser was surprised to watch the Audi drive go through the gate.