You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

You’re right. I found the PG thing funny—because PG County is quite diverse so who did she expect to see everyday?—but Charles is more...southern Maryland-y so I can’t be too surprised. Of course I’m never surprised by racism in Maryland.

Well this was LaPlata in Charles County but she works in PG.

He backtracked quick when he thought he might offend his beloved White Working Class. He’ll throw us darkies under the bus to avoid saying anything bad about white folks.

You’re right, the decadence the capitol degenerates has gotten to him. It’s back to boiled cauliflower and unsalted saltines.

Also can be true for men - for example in the Florida governor race where DeSantis (?) kept calling Andrew Gillum ‘Andrew’ instead of Mr. Gillum.

Mike Pence looks like something an understudy at a wax museum would make, and then get a C+ for.

I’d like to remind Stacey and Oprah …

Mike Pence looks like a Lego fireman brought to life. 

If Pence showed up my door my first thought is that’s the Devil coming to reap my soul from that time I sold it to him for some rare pogs in elementary school.

My second would be wondering when i pissed off the Opus Dei enough for them to send the albino after me.

“...It has been a very disruptive thing in my life.”

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

It’s part of the exchange program. See also: Eminem and Tiger Woods.

WHERE IS THE LIE

If blood could splash UP ON THE CAMERA, that would make me smile.

I just saw a taxi-cab ad for a movie called “Assassination Nation,” which they’re billing as a cross between Heathers and The Purge.

Film reimagining: A 12 hour period wherein women get revenge on the men who hurt them and they won’t be charged for it: the purge

People are living in the delusional fantasy world that somehow republicans secretly oppose Trump and are just waiting for the right moment to jump in.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?