He knew the risks going in and I am sure he would have done it again a thousand times over to help rescue those boys. You don’t join Special Forces because it is “safe”.

They usually don’t let people continue shooting at them, with the risk of stray bullets hitting others as well. Actually seems rational. Should they just yell “Hey there guy, stop shooting that gun if you don't mind."?

I giggled maniacally like a school girl reading this.

Uranus is god’s gift to pun writers.

Unrelated-ish, but this one is my favorite.

Get ready for an internet classic.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

This is still the golden standard but man was that one close.

This is why people hate soccer.

Just unleash a gang of minor league hockey players onto the field. Just for the hell of it.

Surprisingly few “spit burger” stock images in Getty

Medium-rare, you heretic.

A well done burger? That right there deserves some type of retaliation! Medium is the best for flavor and texture.

To be honest with you, your decision to go to the ER was your biggest mistake. As you described, they were ill poorly equipped to give you the care you needed. As a rule, you should only go to the ER in a situation where you believe your life is in imminent danger or immediate surgery is required, e.g. suspected…

I don’t have a dishwasher and I usually use the dishwater that I have after doing all my actual dishes to wash out any recyclable containers. So no extra water, and they get clean enough so that they don’t make the kitchen smell.

I save water rinsing recyclables by using my neighbor’s hose.

Yeah, this kind of ball brained commentary is why we ignore and mock CM here in Detroit. He’s a paid troll.

Monnarez has been penning some bad, truly insanely BAD, columns for a while now. He’s trying real hard to take the late Drew Sharp’s throne as the Free Press’ prime crap-spitter in Detroit but he just comes off as trying way too damn hard.

You force it to perform showtunes while juggling and see when it cracks!

I remember when Curiosity first touched down on the Martian surface. My kids were glued to the TV set and my son (who was 5 at the time in 2012) asked me when are we going to bring it home because it looked so lonely out there on its own. I told him that it’s staying up there and we’re not bringing it home. I told…