Three words: Tide pod challenge.

Only one answer necessary: Canada.

Slow news day?

Didn’t care for the “bop bop bop” progression by Stephen near the end, but otherwise, kudos for a proper and somewhat unexpected performance.

“... paid $533,000 in December 2017 to capture more than 4,500 dogs...”

What’s funny is that Splinter actually gives a crap about the House chaplain. A Roman Catholic, no less.

Oh, wait. It’s not about the chaplain at all. It’s just another mudslinging story against a Republican that otherwise has no merit.

Carry on.

Rightly or wrongly, Amazon is happy you feel that way.

Rightly or wrongly, Amazon is happy you feel that way.

Chill the fuck out, dude. It’s a legitimate question. I didn’t even think to wonder whether resetting the clock on Prime membership would affect anything. It’s a question worth knowing the answer to. Someone else asked what happens to your Amazon Drive, playlists on Amazon Music, history and to-watch lists on Amazon…

Chill the fuck out, dude. It’s a legitimate question. I didn’t even think to wonder whether resetting the clock on…

In Michigan, 9 over the posted limit is a safe cruising speed, so it’s gonna be even or odd depending...

“Anyway, wouldn’t it be great if, say, the government was already paying for everyone’s healthcare, and able to negotiate payment rates with hospitals on that basis, and didn’t have to fork over a bunch of money to an insurance company because of a contract dispute? Wouldn’t it be great if insurance companies were…

Oh shit! My fellow cube slaves are wondering what the hell I’m snorting at. It’s 10x worse when trying to suppress it. Tears flowing. Day made.

It’s really hilarious when you write “Actually, I don’t know if ‘they’ really say that”, when *everything* you write is a projection of what you think white people say/feel/believe, whether or not there is any basis in reality.

Must be nice to earn a living spewing hatred all day long. I’m sure you’re fun at parties,…

As I approach my 6th decade, I certainly hope the Lions never make it to the Super Bowl in my lifetime, because it will certainly be the death of me. If they do, I’ll have to go into exile in a third-world country with no electricity, from mid-January through, oh say, mid-March, just in time for the NCAA Final Four.

But…

Why have I never heard of this? Why isn’t this standard equipment on cars sold north of the Mason Dixon line?

COTD

Puh-leeze. The Bills got nuthin’ on the Lions’ ability to tank. At least the Bills have been to the Super Bowl.

They made manuals in those years for those smart enough to avoid the early A604 self-destruct auto trans. Speaking from experience here.

He knew.

Rookie.

You stupid dumbfuck moron. Obama was no saint either. You libtards seem to think that only Republicans stomp on our rights. Fucking hypocrites.