Why have I never heard of this? Why isn’t this standard equipment on cars sold north of the Mason Dixon line?

And here I thought he was going for total jackassery by somehow bypassing the safety switch and having the microwave cooking his own head.

COTD

Puh-leeze. The Bills got nuthin’ on the Lions’ ability to tank. At least the Bills have been to the Super Bowl.

And you were still on DOS, weren’t you? 20MB on my first PC with 640k of RAM. $2k, but at least I was able to write it off.

They made manuals in those years for those smart enough to avoid the early A604 self-destruct auto trans. Speaking from experience here.

He knew.

Slow news day. Gotta keep the ad revenue flowing, ya know?

Rookie.

As a Michiganian, I’ll take the February shit anytime over hurricanes.

You stupid dumbfuck moron. Obama was no saint either. You libtards seem to think that only Republicans stomp on our rights. Fucking hypocrites.

Since your hate for all things Trump knows no bounds, I can only imagine what a slow news day this must have been for you. Would you have been happier had Melania sported a Hillary pantsuit instead? Were you expecting them to get on the ground and participate in a sandbag line? You know, just like I’m sure the…

Gonna remember this one.

Now $10.15. BTW, Amazon has “Philips LED Bulb 16 Pack 60 Watt Equivalent, Soft White (2700K) A19 Non Dimmable, Medium Screw Base” for just over $24, making this a better deal than the $8 for 4 Cree bulbs. It’s true that the Cree bulbs you promoted are dimmable, but I think most people aren’t interested in those.

Now $10.15. BTW, Amazon has “Philips LED Bulb 16 Pack 60 Watt Equivalent, Soft White (2700K) A19 Non Dimmable,…

Oh plz. Cry me a river.

Earbuds? Um, these are over-the-ear headphones.

Earbuds? Um, these are over-the-ear headphones.

Marketing, marketing, marketing.

#truthhurts

Wow. Couldn’t see that coming. :/

So, the Democrats are allowed to use the nuclear option (Thanks, Harry Reid!), but not the Republicans?