Aw, and you got the stink lines and everything.

These cars (1958 to 1960 Lincolns) are the hardest to restore correctly due to their horrible sales originally and lack of replacement parts. Also, their unibody design makes everything harder. They tried to outdo Cadillac in every way (gaudiness, weight, mass) and failed to make a car worth owning (back then). …

Simpsons did it ($1 trillion).

You found our van!

A presequel?

Actually, unwashed eggs straight from the chicken are good for 3-5 weeks or more and DON'T have to be refrigerated. Ask any granola.

Bought my '70 Mercury Marquis Convertible in 1992. This October, it will be 20 years. I'm doing a full-blown restoration now (picture from 1998).

I disagree.

I'd rather be surrounded by cockroaches.

I love this guy, but thanks to the internet, all I can picture when I see him now is this:

That would require extremely tiny atoms, have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money! Leave me alone!

Another episode where the last 10 minutes was the only part really interesting.

I only clicked on this because I thought it said Locutus. :-(

Thankfully, no.

38KKK Size Breasts?

They chafe her breasts!

No. THIS Jar Jar flick is awesome.

One does not talk about Fight Club.

The car built for... I forget.

Great. Mice that remember they want to kill me.