As Dr. Phil would say, “How’s that workin’ out for ‘ya?”

There is an amazing throwaway line in the original that tells you everything you need to know about Kellerman’s.

Strong nose, good cheekbones, great jawline- everything in perfect balance. You’re gorgeous!

Look at Charlotte. Look at her!

I absolutely support that. I think anyone who plans to run for president should develop a track record as a civil servant first. If they care so much about us, show it.

I know exactly what you mean. I thought it was so great that they cast someone who looked like that, and I was so depressed that she “fixed” her nose later on. It just reinforced my fundamental conviction that there’s something wrong with, and inherently ugly and masculine-looking about, a nose like mine. (A belief…

Pippa always looks like Amy Sedaris playing the role of Kate Middleton in an episode of Drunk History.

WHEEEE! I’M THE PRESIDENT!

Haggis is fucking amazing! And to make you feel better about the English fearing the Scots, here’s a little terror alert tidbit that’s been making the rounds since 2013:

Well considering our current president has a raccoon on a roller ball where his brains should be

Perfect gif is perfect

The actress playing Lisa is a fucking comic genius! At the end, when everybody’s singing the Kellerman’s song and Johnny jumps up on stage and everybody trails off one by one? And she keeps singing and singing solo until he practically has to kneecap her to shut up already? GENIUS.

Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze generate the kind of melt your panties chemistry that occurs only once every generation.

Once, when I was 16, a boy put “She’s Like the Wind” on a mix tape for me. And that will forever be on my top ten list of dreamiest things ever.

Great usage of ‘yada yada yada’.

There were aspects of the movie that Jews from that era would recognize as being very specific to that time and place. The resort setting in particular was intended to replicate a typical Jewish summer vacation in the Catskill mountains, which was still very popular in the sixties. As a matter of fact, my grandparents…

Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion was one of the greatest films of the 20th century.

I do. Because it reminds me of:

That song makes me happy because I think of the end of Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion. C’est la vie.

And now Leo will go to Cannes, and find another young Victoria’s Secret model upon whose youth he will feast until she reaches old age pre-maturely at 25, all her vigor and joie de vivre sucked out by Hollywood’s most beloved wolf-succubus mixed-breed.