The best part is that she actually got to hang out with Jessie Graff.

Here is a Dad and Ninja Girl starting early. (Sorry for the stupid commercial.)

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

I work for a local festival in Tampa that draws 10-12,000 for 2 days in a small footprint, and we have over 100 people working on the festival side, not counting the production crew, food stations, and city people maintaining the park. I would be surprised if they had half that many staffers/volunteers, on an island…

They’re fabulous and fancy free, those poodles of disposable income.

Now I want to start a “Spiteful Relish” company. Extra Spicy Relish, Extra Salty Relish, Extra Bitter Relish... so many varietal possibilities.

Literally sharing ghoulish glee is the only reason I want to get married someday

$$$$. His previous project was setting up a (redundant unnecessary) concierge card for trust fund babies, so I’m sure he also pulled out the “I know important people” card. And never, ever forget the confidence of a supremely mediocre white man born into money.

I started following this story yesterday, while collapsed in an exhausted heap after hosting one three-hour party for 160 people, with my business partner (she and I both former media execs, in our forties), a highly experienced production team, fully onboard musicians and entertainers, and a well-established catering…

I know, right? I haven’t relished in chaos like this in ages. Schadenfreude
 is fun, I guess

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

Needs banana for scale.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

2017 is the year of the scammer. From top to bottom, America is getting scammed.

In the spirit of rebellion all the attendees become juggalos.

Ja Rule, a rapper whose biggest hits were in the 2000s

Seriously. Just re-brand it as “NOBUMMER APOCALYPSE PREPPERFEST” and dress the models up like zombies. Libertarianpalooza.