I love this article because it gets at exactly what is great about Bruno Mars - his combination of talent and straightforwardness. It’s like he woke up one day and said “I like singing, dancing, sex, and fancy stuff. I’m going to become really good at all the first two things so I can make people happy and have the…

Dammit now I miss Party Down. Why does everything I love have to go away?

I loved Bruno Mars before I was a mom. Had I read your analysis sooner, it might have saved me years of struggling with the decision of whether to have kids.

We saw him in a smaller venue like 6 years ago now, and Janelle Monae opened for him. I think the only person who can make Bruno Mars look like he’s phoning it in is Janelle Monae. It was so f’ing good.

That’s not a horse, silly. That’s a fluffy little donkey.♥

My mom loves Bruno Mars! She wants me to take her to a concert. This is not surprising.

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Aren’t we all in a 24/7 lonely island parody these days? I’ll take it!

It is a known fact that moms LOVE Bruno Mars. My mom loves him. My dad’s wacky conspiracy crazed cousin loves him. My boyfriend’s mom loves him. My mom would dance to Uptown Funk for months. MONTHS. Even those who say “oh music isn’t the same as it used to be...” the only exception to this rule is Bruno Mars.

I love this song/album even though the whole thing could easily be construed as a Lonely Island parody.

By faucet, you mean my vagina, right? Because something definitely dried up.

He should be sorry though. He absolutely cheated on her, told people he did, and is now acting as though she’s insane for thinking he cheated. Even if his dick didn’t work as a technicality he cheated on her in every meaningful way.

I think because once I started paying attention to some of his interviews, I realized the man is...I’m really too old to say these things, but extremely extra and also extremely thirsty for attention. I didn’t really pay attention to his interviews before Swift. I was super attracted to Loki, but Tom Hiddleston isn’t…

Isn’t it funny how the Swifty affair completely de-sexified him? Like someone turning off a faucet.

I could be persuaded to put a nigh-perfect Glaswegian Scottish accent on permanently for the right woman.

Stasis & peter totally did it...

When schools teach about the “sunken cost” fallacy they should talk about Tom and Katie’s relationship

I predict they (meaning Katie) will ensure the marriage lasts longer than Scheana’s. I know Katie doesn’t want to go down as the one who’s marriage dissolved faster than the bitch who jokingly guessed that her husband would divorce her and clean out her bank account. That or Katie and Tom go all “War of the Roses” on…

This gif accurately shows my joy at how Scheana must have had a premonition about how her marriage ends. It was honestly one of the best moments of the whole show (yes, I do feel a little bad for Scheana but she kinda had this whole thing coming).

Can we talk about the *real* pressing issue to come out of this episode?