More people need to realize just how corrosive all this is to just the basic foundations of our country. The longer this crap goes on, the less faith the citizens have. Not just in the government, but the basic idea of Anerica itself. People will give up out of frustration, fear, uncertainty. Actual dictatorship…

There’s an interview with Adam Curtis (director of the BBC Documentary “HyperNormalisation”) and he basically said that in the last years of the Soviet Union everyday people basically understood that the government was lying to them, that the economic model was unsustainable and that nothing was working as it should.…

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I’ve only ever lost significant weight when I wasn’t trying to, and each time it was because I was either very stressed or very sad.

You are my life coach.

Or as a result of depression and forgetting to eat.

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

Two easy steps to a post-divorce “revenge body”:

I mean you’re assuming that losing weight necessarily means “getting hotter” which it doesn’t. Also it’s not healthy to obsess over an ex. “I’m going to lose 20 pounds so he/she wants me back” is not the same as “I’m going to start working out and eating better because it’ll give me confidence to get back out there”.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

He has the look of a man who’s finally accepted that he’s no longer sexually appealing to the demographic he’d like to be sexually appealing to, and that he’s resigned to the fact that it’s beyond his control

Needs more Axe bodyspray.

Of course they need men in it. They need to have someone die/get raped to give the women folk some motivation.

A “sick” polar bear?! Does he mean a depressed one, maybe? A polar bear that’s starting to lose its fur? A polar bear with a head cold?

Seriously. At what point does it go from looking like your best angle on your best day to “based on a true story”.

Does she even weld, bro?

At what point does a depiction stop being a Photoshopped image and become simply computer-generated imagery?