Homeschooling is a fundie thing to keep the kids away from the secular world. It’s child abuse, imo.

perfect response is to ask if they’ve ever had any sort of surgical procedure and undergone anesthesia, then call them giant babies for not experiencing the “true” procedure

The funny part is this pregnancy has literally destroyed my fucking body. I have to wear support garments, rest on my side at least 12 hours a day, can’t drive myself very far, and can’t exercise. I’ve also been puking and on anti nausea meds for this entire pregnancy. It’s been the most hellish thing I’ve ever done.…

This is it, the perfect example of mansplaining.

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

I am having secondhand rage for you.

You’re pointing out that he’s a man. And that’s no fun for men. QED, bitches.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Hachi-ko Chuken, I would be happy to do so!

I miss her days when she was making great songs like Telephone :(

Retro swimsuits are the best. I have one similar to this and when I wear cat eye sunglasses with it, I feel approximately one billionty dollars.

In the immortal words of Miss Jean Brody, “For those who like that sort of thing, that’s the sort of thing they like.” But I would never wear one of those things in a million years.

retro pinup style low-legged, high-waisted bikini.

Look, I’m just getting into the retro pinup style low-legged, high-waisted bikini. I love it. It’s more flattering on my fat gut than any one-piece has been. No way am I switching to any kind of high-cut monstrosity now.

bc she peaked with bad romance

Lab flab.

Naw, man. This shit is just bad.

Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.