It is a very Deadpool type of joke, as he is the type of character to just randomly sing Guns’n Roses while being BDSM’d, so the entire song needs to be sung for it to count as the safeword.

I’m taking time off myself. 2015 was one of the worst years of my life - it was full of loss, including the loss of love. I needed to get myself together this year and have been in therapy. Best decision I’ve made in a long time.

I took a year off of dating too, it’s been the best 8ish years of my life:)

I give you November Rain Now

She got famous for being beautiful. She stays famous by being The Best.

I miss the MTV in 90s so, so much. 120 Minutes, Alternative Nation, Headbanger’s Ball. So much good music! I may have had a little bit of a crush on Ricki Rachmann. Or at least I was very jealous of all the VJs who got to hang out with bands all the time. Kennedy was at Dave Navarro’s house! And she got to hang out in…

The dog, all, “Is this a thing? Will there be food? No? No? Okay, later.”

Two things stand out about that video to me as being endlessly hilarious:

Man... This just further cements how fucked up my life is.

Yeah my dating life in 20s and 30s was interesting... now that I’m not dating losers I’m not dating at all. I guess that’s progress.

I loved the video. When it came out, I totally wanted to have a wedding just like it.

#relationshipgoals

November Rain is from Guns N’ Roses G’n’fn’R’s double album Use Your Illusion (I and II - it’s so important that it uses Roman numerals). It is the single greatest and most bombastic video of the heyday of hard rock hair bands.

“Shade will be provided.”

Deffo Adam Driver.

Sprinkles was a very private fish, and didn’t discuss such things with us.

I need this in book form. Sprinkles the Catering Fish. Would make fishcakes, of course. (Dear god, I edited out the pronoun because I didn’t know what your fish’s preferred pronoun was...)

go for a drive around the palace or scold her corgis.

(I assume this is either a fancy cupcake bakery or Miley Cyrus’s alien friend who happens to make cupcakes named Sprinkles.)