^Nailed it

R1S’ are popping up all over Salt Lake City at an insane rate.

But they give each other rubber duckies, so that makes it sting less

Can’t see Tesla keeping the price cuts up for long once the hemorrhaging from production of an ill-fated ‘truck’ starts to show up in quarterly reports. 

Aren’t all advertisements for Tesla supposed to go through Marketing first? Breaking protocol of posting on Jalopnik before Twitter is gonna get you a call from HR, bruh

This is probably one of the better analogies I’ve seen regarding EV pricing.

My old man went in on the IPO and still begrudgingly holds stock, mainly to be able to pass it down to his grandson.

10/10 history lesson

Ericsson pulled a Danica and blamed everybody but himself after the race, I have little sympathy for him.

And precisely where would you park it???

1st Gear: Can’t argue with Mitsu’s dependability/reliability; my 2011 Outlander was a workhorse and needed only an annual alignment/balance and routine maintenance. Wasn’t a sexy ride by any means, but it got the job done.

FWIW: Glad I’m not one of the only people who remember/appreciate how dope T.R.O.Y. is...love that jam

Kudos for The Boondocks reference

It has no market and no customers.

TVs (and most electronics) are now sold by serial number to prevent theft/return schemes. So returning TV A with TV B’s receipt would (probably) not work. You could (depending on your moral compass) probably get away with just swapping boxes as long as the S/N barcode is on a sticker on the box and not a cutout in…

*higher uninsured rates

Louisiana and Mississippi have disproportionately high car insurance rates because of very low average household income levels, not due to No-Fault policies. Higher poverty rates —> higher car insurance rates —> higher premiums for those with car insurance.

The 1988 Trump edition Cadillac Brougham limo. Released at a time that nobody was buying limos, it was basically a grift. Trump didn’t order the large batch he was supposed to and instead just bought enough for personal use.

3rd Gear: Saw a Rivian owner at a Kroger outside of Louisville in July and immediately started chatting him up; he loves it.

Took me a year and a half to find a used Sube Forester worth buying, but I have no regrets.