JFC...finest Kinja I’ve read in awhile

I’ll admit, it was a cheeky move by the Swiss

I noticed you left out the greatest BBQ chips ever conceived: Grippos.

Or ‘Naugh Doggin It

+1 Silk Robes and Kimonos

100% correct

Always keep the original boxes for TV’s, as the styrofoam packing inserts are cut to be molded to the actual shape of the TV.

+1, needs more stars

The “Sean Taylor jersey, huh? I guess you could say I’m surprised he didn’t get shot” line...to soon?

+1 for the obvious yet overlooked

I’m sure it’s a stunning revelation...

45: [Prepares to make remarks about China and trade]

Yes, academia is political in a variety of ways...that much is spot-on.

Batman Building counts twice, muh dude

So, is somebody gonna post the Sage Rosenfels helicopter video, or do I have to to everything myself?

+1, this needs more stars

+1 Best Kinja-supplied WYTS idea yet

r/The_Donald called, they miss you dearly

“But it comes in gold too, like the tacky gold trim in (insert adjectives) hotels, right?”