JFC...finest Kinja I’ve read in awhile

I’ll admit, it was a cheeky move by the Swiss

I noticed you left out the greatest BBQ chips ever conceived: Grippos.

Or ‘Naugh Doggin It

+1 Silk Robes and Kimonos

100% correct

Always keep the original boxes for TV’s, as the styrofoam packing inserts are cut to be molded to the actual shape of the TV.

The “Sean Taylor jersey, huh? I guess you could say I’m surprised he didn’t get shot” line...to soon?

+1 for the obvious yet overlooked

I’m sure it’s a stunning revelation...

45: [Prepares to make remarks about China and trade]

Yes, academia is political in a variety of ways...that much is spot-on.

Batman Building counts twice, muh dude

So, is somebody gonna post the Sage Rosenfels helicopter video, or do I have to to everything myself?

+1, this needs more stars

+1 Best Kinja-supplied WYTS idea yet

r/The_Donald called, they miss you dearly

“But it comes in gold too, like the tacky gold trim in (insert adjectives) hotels, right?”

Know who else claimed “I know nothing” AND happened to be part of a fascist regime?