My wife and I rarely order a bottle of wine simply because we won’t finish it. I also like to be able to pair different courses with different wines; I might start with a glass of prosecco then a sauvignon blanc before a big cab to go with my entree.

I translate this as “Smell the luxury?!?.... that is the Simca 1500!”

Someone really thought it was a good idea to have a chrome frickin’ hood? Under the desert sun?

that’s not what Ted Williams taught us

The Ekoville Rodent Control System emits a wafting scent of rotting food which coaxes rats into climbing an adorable little ladder up to a platform where, instead of tasty rat snacks, they come face to face with the jaws of doom.

that’s why the best fishing is there

My dad put a half dozen in our man-made spring-fed pond back in the late 80s which did not have any native fish to be displaced. They were quite effective at keeping vegetation to a minimum and afaik never escaped or multiplied, at least until my parents sold the place in the early naughts.

Asian carp were introduced in sterilized form to rivers and lakes as a natural means of aquatic plant control due to their voracious appetite. Unfortunately as Jeff Goldblum’s Dr. Ian Malcolm taught us, “Life finds a way”

This is affordable housing in Seattle, NP. 

for shiggles I tested my honda’s lane keep assist and found that simply drumming on the wheel along to my favorite tune was enough to satisfy the keep your hands on the wheel alarm and keep the self driving engaged.

Hi fried for us to live

enjoy your self referential circle jerk

Can’t wait to go after some bernie bros

When you donate to political candidates, you’re giving the Federal Election Commission permission to publish your name and occupation, which they do on their website as part of campaign finance data. It is not doxxing. But not everyone knows how to access that information, so we’ve decided to put together a guide for…

I always got first drink free after working the kitchen at one place I worked where kitchen was open till midnight and bar till 4am. Since I was catching up I’d do a pint glass of high end vodka over ice with a splash of orange to give it color.

The NRA, is, like all lobbying groups, a cancer on our democracy preventing meaningful progress at every turn.

someday we will pine for the front engine-d push-rod past

I worked at a staff meal place, oh the chicken pistachio was awesome; chicken breast & prosciutto saute’d with shallots, de-glaze with Madeira or Sherry and then add cream, pistachios, salt pepper to taste and simmer until thickened slightly. Serve over rice.

I’ve never understood why the car doesn’t warn that the key is no longer sensed inside the vehicle and it will automatically disable in 2 minutes or something?

Hopefully this starts with him being stuffed inside an amazon prime box that then get’s miss-delivered to the deserted island instead of his country estate as a race against May and punchie mcpunchface Clarkson on other modes of transport, it can end with them racing up to the estate as the screen splits with Hammond…