none of this changes the fact that you are a complete asshole 

again here we go.... normal people, so not professional chefs like you, and just for another passive aggressive bull shit you through in a comparison to a child. For fucks sake you are a complete asshole and it shows in everything you write. Like I said you lack humility and probably are hated by most of the people…

what not a single derogatory racist comment about the Somalis?

You are confusing regional variations with tradition, Spain insists that it be oil and garlic, whereas France has historically used eggs, lemon and mustard. Like most things now considered French, the French adopted something and tweaked and called it their own.

...but you almost certainly eat processed, prepackaged food. As a professional chef, I only mean that you are likely unaware (ignorant, not as an insult tho) of the methods of preparation.

Shkreli’s friends on the inside, “Krispy” and “D-Block,” reportedly refer to him as “Asshole.” His brand is strong. Also: Someone stop him?

The ridgeline does it better with the in-bed audio system

treaded lada laughs and your single treaded porsche

And this is why Hillary Clinton is great to have around should you get caught in a survival situation

Nah the scammer now has your phone number and maybe your name and address if you’re really not savvy about it, probably not too hard to jump from there to non-private FB/linkedin profile, with people’s password diligence not much harder to jump to something more nefarious. Automate this fairly easily too.

This is why we can’t have nice things 

First I will point out this is often a tactic employed by those who are unwilling to deal with people for whom English is not their primary language. 

I was close to NP until I read the noticeable lack of explanation as to why they are selling... I smell problems, CP

First off I cook the majority 6/7 nights a week at home and am quite aware of what goes into my food, with processed food being a very very small percentage of what I eat overall, I also worked my way through high school and college in restaurants both front and back of the house, so fuck you and your ignorant…

that was kind of the point of his character

albany, ny on lark street (aka the gay/arts district)

cheese sauce <> cheese

I am not ignorant, I am aware of all the places egg is acceptable to my taste buds and also where it is not, and that is in an emulsification with oil. 

I actually made no attempt at fraud, I was quite clear that I say I have an egg allergy even though I do not and yes I know there are eggs in the bread you fuck stick. 

fuck ranch with a bottle of mayo