NP this car is a legend of ludacris proprotions... seriously 78k grandma miles with it being parked under the car port it’s easily worth the ask

I hated onions and my dad always said that would change when I went through puberty, he was 100% correct. 

scared to click the video as it looks like my dad’s kind of porn

I can’t believe that this doesn’t discuss the very real danger of ground source radon

oh god, 80% of corporate America already eschewed this holiday a decade back... good thing she is doing such important work 

Oh dear, I go to pebbles concourse not cars and coffee, pleeb

I have all the help I need, just like Fancy Kristen my help is excellent or dispatched from their duty. Now, let’s get back to you...

I think you might need to adjust your fonts for you clearly are missing the sarcasm inherent in replying to a passive aggressive response in kind. Maybe you need to let go of your insecurities and stop worrying about whether or not you’re part of the joke or the butt of the joke?

Yeah but the thing is it is a fucking 1991 lumina underneath, the car that put the eh in meh, there is nothing worth talking about. This vehicle could only serve as an ironic prop in a state where recreational marijuana use is legal. 

You sound fragile.

And for just $4,500 you could be the centerpiece of butt of all the jokes at your local Cars & Coffee. I know this is a CP for the vehicle but for the entertainment this is a golden NP.

I can look this stupid for a lot less at the NASCAR section of TJ Maxx ... the seller is right, it’s a head turner but not in the good way .. CP

I have decided that I like everything better without other people.. full stop 

One time I was in a very nice restaurant and I handed my coat to the hostess for coat check. The hostess apparently detected the odor of cannabis emanating from my coat and proceeded to have a discussion within earshot of me with the waiter about whether or not she should go tell the police officer at the bar. The…

adding meat and a heavy cheese sauce makes everything better, fight me!

Seems like it would be way too much sodium between the bouillon and Worcestershire, have you checked your blood pressure recently Kevin?

oh nice you’ve made a bad version of pastitsio 

oh graverobbah you have a weird love for the luv, but all I can say is where is the love gone? cause I’ve lost that loving feeling and now it’s gone, gone, gone ... CP

That thar is a dead horse ya beatin’ 

And to help celebrate here is former Vice President Biden washing his firebird