How about at least 15, 45-year-olds?

+1 31 year old to that list!

There is a 100% chance there are at least 45 15-year-olds in fantasy leagues naming their team Kansas Titty Queefs. 

No, just a sock.

My 2 year old pronounces it “Kanza Shitty” and I’ve never once corrected him. 

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

A few years back a tailgate full of rednecks had hardcore porn playing on a giant flat screen TV in the back of their pickup truck while I was waiting in line for a porto-potty, and those dipshits saw my puzzled expression and acted like I was the asshole.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

I have a rollup cover on mine. I roll it up when I haul things like my ATV, dirt, rocks, etc and roll it down when I want to keep my bicycle out of the rain or putting luggage in the back. Why does everyone hate on truck owners so much? If you drive a Mustang slowly are you an idiot because you’re not using it for…

I don’t think it’s silly at all. Car shopping is about what your money gets in terms of passenger/cargo capacity, efficiency, and performance. There’s always some tradeoff, but I think you’re selling yourself short if you only shop vehicles that happen to be similarly constructed.

Sorry BMW’s patents team but there is already prior art and a well established name for applying alcohol via the bottom:

Hey, another thing they can stick an “///M” badge on.

Are you being sarcastic or serious? Because I can’t decide if you’re an idiot yet

Inadequate engineering, no prototypes, skipped soft tooling, rushed production lines, built by hand, slapped together in a tent.

Just like the market they spawn from*, the body panels yearn to be free.

And yet...bumpers are lying all over the street in North Jersey. Wouldn't RT46 be flooded with them today?

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

So don’t watch.

Maybe I’m in the minority’s here but I’m pulling for the kid. Seems he’s coming back at his career from the bottom up. 

We basically just get to watch this one happen thanks to the fact that its celebrities.  99% of the time the press doesn’t give a damn.