When Jeff triplette masturbates I guess it’s a threesome.

Plenty of Russian women will be deliberately or inadvertently getting pregnant work football stars this week with no incentive from Burger King.

Dolan wants to make Enes the second richest turkey associated with the Knicks.

Surprisingly few holes in the Swiss defense as well.

Craft beer blows and so do the craft beer herbs. The guys who made this beer couldn’t dunk a Nerf basketball.

Missing this one is like striking out in t-ball.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend I think.

Seems like she she’s got some all natural cushions to store them already.

Ask your wife...bet she’d like an extra inch now and then.

Who are the Jazz again?

You had me at dad and his slut.

So I admit to having thought about this before. Never have I wanted to discuss or argue or even stake out a position. I mean...why?

Not a lot of people choose that option package though, so it’s probably part time work.

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Maybe he can catch on as a slow receiver for the Patriots once Oakland cuts him

Further proof that football players are superheroes.

That was lame. And you’re taking depreciation the same as always. You’re just taking it over an overly long time period for no good reason. You owe it to your employees to generate as much profit as possible-their growth depends on your growth.

Some evidence that gas would cost $10 a gallon or STFU.

So who’s making up the shortfall?

Hell, name 2 federal subsidies...I’ll give you one...below market drilling rights.