Never forget

You can almost visibly see him fighting back the urge to drop about 10 f-bombs. lol  Like, you can practically hear them between the words.  I’ve heard his brother speak candidly; you better believe his language is blue as a sailor’s.

Con someone find Ellie and ask how is feeling about it? 

Ah, another excerpt from Trump’s playbook: The “I didn’t know that” move.

Yep. Actually I think there will need to be at least two or three of them.

After Kelly finds a box of old dynamite hanging out in a mineshaft, Jerry wisely tells her to put back, as it’s far too unstable to be moved.

All I ask is that people NOT haggle at retail stores. The clerks don’t set and are not allowed to change the prices. If you want a deal at a regular store, wait for a sale or for when they change out the floor models.

Tv commercial pitchman Peyton Manning was an athlete and a good host at the time.

If I realized Bieber worked out at my gym, I would Swiftly depart.

Derp State, more like it.

My compassion is not a finite resource, nor should anyone else’s be. I don’t believe it miserly doling it out to only the people you deem deserving. Life sentences for minors is wrong.

Okay. There’s a winter storm out there in MKE right now, so I’m not doing anything else until the Brussels sprouts are done roasting. Here goes:

I said to my husband last night the reason they put off this speech until this morning is Dump’s sundowning. If he sounds like this at 10AM, can you imagine what he sounds like at 10PM?

I do not blame them one bit. The vitriol spewed at her is vile and toxic — and absolutely racist in many cases. Getting out of the line of fire and away from a country that loves to openly and viciously hate some of its public figures is brilliant. I love that they are taking this step to dial down their royal profile…

Everything he’s ever accused anyone else of doing is something he’s done himself, or wanted to do himself. And I don’t mean that as hyperbole - I mean people investigating Trump should be going back through his twitter feed, speeches and interviews gathering pointers.

I get that he’s the Pope of the people and all that, but he still doesn’t deserve to be grabbed—he’s not public property. Because if some guy had grabbed a woman like that, and she had slapped his hand away, we’d probably think it was OK, right?

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

Fair enough but I hate nonsense like Peteypedia. It’s paratext that only the most diehard fans would read. If you’re gonna have shit like Lube Man or The Elephant in The Room you shouldn’t leave the explanations for them on a random website, it should be in the show. 

You’d think so, but my wife is still like a greased pig after I turn off the lights. “You’ll never catch me!” she cackles. She still blames me for all our children. After she rushes out the door I shout “It takes two, {name redacted}! It takes two!” to her as she sprints out in to the night, down the street in her…