You are correct re: the stand mixer. Got one for my wedding. Just celebrated 26 years and that bad boy is going strong.

Yep. I watch every Monday and THEN I come here.

Jesus fucking christ.

OMG. You were so restrained and polite.

Same. I enjoyed the first one way too much. I was shocked. 

Gotcha. There’s a mumps outbreak out my son’s university, which is why I was asking.

You wouldn’t happen to be in Fayetteville would you?

Same except mine is a former player and he talks more than I do.

Yes. 

That guy 100% looks like a deep state lib.

Yes. 

The quads. Rugby World Cup made me

You want short shorts? Watch rugby. 

I just can’t get over the fact that the generation that has spent the last however many years bitching incessantly and generalizing about millennials is now so incredibly butthurt over “Ok Boomer”.  I mean, c’mon. 

Right? My line of thinking was it looks kind of like Johnny Depp who was in Pirates of the Carribean which is salt water but is decidedly not bae and why does he have a restaurant and...crap...I gotta google this, I’m so confused.

I was unknowingly prescient.

When I was a youngster, I decided to dress like a hippy for Halloween. It was the mid 80's and I had been a toddler during the summer of love so I was aware of hippies but had never really paid any attention to them. This was before the internet so I was going on this vague cultural memory which is to say...I didn’t…

Congratulations! I am hoping the weather improves for you.