Texan here who actively supported Beto: Do we really think he’s handsome or “handsome for a politician”? Just curious.

Please read this for some perspective on what happens and what kind of decisions have to be made:

Chicken and egg question: Are all these guys’ faces punchable because they’re Republicans or do they become Republicans because they have punchable faces. 

Holy hell!

Every time I watch it, I laugh. Every. Time.

This episode start with the Dwight Fire Drill cold open which makes it the best TV episode in history. Perhaps you have a differing opinion. 

My 21 one year old over Christmas this year: Guess what?

Yes, banks are usually bending over backwards to give loans to people with no income...

I definitely do not like my massages accompanied by live keyboard music. 

Save your money girl, because this will pass.

Bottom half = Like a Virgin

I guess they made it wrong.

I guess it’s good that she wasn’t on the show then.

HOLY SHIT. Ozma of Oz.

No. You are wrong.

Yeah, that seems excessive.

She has done absolute fuck all legislatively

Ok

WTF is that cake? Other than ugly.

It’s been 30ish years since I spoke/listened to Russian regularly so I’m super rusty and have to really concentrate and look up words I don’t know, even when I’m sober.