I gotta say...I think it helps.

Yes! And he just kind of wadded up his coat.

That’s part of what struck me about they way they were looking at him. He has wanted for soooo long to be accepted as one of them and yet, as President of the United States, they still look down on him. 

I’m the same. His voice makes me immediately angry so I just avoid it. I’m much happier.

Everyone in the row behind them is looking at Trump with utter disdain. It’s not often that I approve of something that Dick Cheney does but the look he gives Trump is pure contempt.

It was 1990/91. Rent was cheap in Austin then. It’s not anymore.

Does it have to be an apartment? Can we expand into rentals? Because we lived in a rental house from hell.

I laugh every time I see him jump on the Christmas tree. Every. Fucking. Time. 

When I was in the USAF, I worked at a facility overseas that also had RAF staff onsite. Every weekday morning, the NAAFI truck would come and we’d order sandwiches, crisps, pastries and the best damned tea I’ve ever tasted. I know we’re making it wrong.

It appears that curing the face-skin does not eliminate the hey-the-zombies-don’t-notice-us aspect of wearing a dead person.

Dead eyes?

Wait. Is that Zac Efron? Or some random dude named Zace Fron because that does not look like Zac Efron, in my understanding of Zac Efron.

Speaking with reporters Tuesday afternoon, the president vaguely vowed to go to “a war zone,” but declined to say which one or when. Promising!

It makes me wonder, too: Do the Kardashians choose these terrible men because they make good TV or do they all just have horrendous taste in men? Or a little from column A, a little from column B?

I’m curious: how long does it take to cook rice? Because I cook it on the stovetop and it takes 20 minutes.

“In referencing the one who invited me, I used an exaggerated expression of regard, and any attempt to turn this into a negative connotation is ridiculous.”

YOU DEFINITELY WIN! That is the best one. 

Let’s not forget Dennis Feinstein.

“It’s the most beautiful duck,” added Barrett. “Probably in the world.”

Hannah, the Zayn link leads to the Brangelina story. (And now everyone knows what I click.)