It points to the mushroom.

It’s 2018, not 1618. Sheesh.

So, can you return a $93,000 ring? What if it’s outside the 30 day return window? What if you threw away the receipt?

Even if you got a super curious kid, you can always talk about it in an age-appropriate way.

He won’t pay. He’ll never pay. He’ll say something about the test being bogus or something.

We’re all shocked.

I knew it was her as soon as she spoke. Her voice is so distinctive.

Thank you. Was just coming here to say the exact same thing.

The newest one is beating up his ex-girlfriend and refusing to let her leave when she brought their child over for visitation. 

Ha! I’m your mirror image. Grew up in SC but have lived in TX a good long time. None of my friends can ever remember which Carolina I’m from or even which is which. “Myrtle Beach...now that’s in...North Carolina??”

Awww! More sweet horse (or any animal, really) stores, please! 

I don’t get it? He’s underqualified because he hadn’t read the book? I know of actors who participated in Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and The Walking Dead who have not read the source material. Were they also underqualified?

Good for your dad, at least.

True, true. Those of us who keep aspirin between our knees and our thoughts pure never get assaulted.

If only these people were as concerned about protecting women from sexual assault.

Same. I’ve had several writers make comments on my comments but not ungrey me.

Melania’s in Africa. He’s on his own.

Narrator voice: He is that guy.

Yeah, exactly.