“I moved on her like a bitch.”

These people didn’t die in the actual storm. These people died because of lack of electricity, lack of food, lack of meds, lack of clean water. In other words, they died because of the response (or lack thereof).

No. 

Came here for this.

This is adjacent to one of my big pet peeves: Dudes who say “We’re pregnant!” Because, show me your uterus, my man, because I’m pretty sure only your wife is actually pregnant.

Twitter people have decided its DNI Coats. 

I’m assuming it’s the child of AnotherSplitAtom.

Oh lord. That sounds awful. I’m fully on Team No-bow just by looking at that kid. 

Dammit, you made me google Jojo Siwa. 

“Cannibal Witch”

My favorite argument is when people scream “$15/hour for flipping burgers?? I’m a plumber/EMS/insert another more skilled job here and I don’t make that much.” without following it to the logical conclusion that they ALSO deserve to be making more.

When I worked in a SCIF in the AF, our bags were searched entering and leaving. And this was pre-smart phone. Do they no longer do that? 

So, you joined AARP when you started getting the envelopes? Because I swore at them and then threw them away. Do you feel like you get anything out of it? Used the discounts, etc?

Interesting. Where I am the FD responds along with EMS but not the police.

Got it. Where I am, the fire department responds to every EMS call and usually arrives before the ambulance but police don’t usually respond.

Her landlord had called police to her apartment where she was reportedly suffering from seizures and a possible mental health emergency.

I agree. His excuse leads me to believe he’s been doing this for so long he’s no longer even aware of his behavior. His default “hug” is a boob grab. 

It feels like the time when I was 24 and I learned that, every morning, white people eat a chocolatey spread that like taste like dreams.

“We go to a town hall in Waco, or we were in Huntsville the day before yesterday, and folks are hopeful — and I’m in turn hopeful — they say, ‘Hey, there are yard signs all over the place in neighborhoods that I never would’ve expected to see one. That gave me some courage to come out to this town hall or to get a…

Harry can rule me all day and all night.