Went to check this out and she’s got a girl from Guatemala and 2 boys from Russia, per Wikipedia. Has she spouted any of the pro-Russia stuff? 

I bought one as a joke but didn’t return it in time so I now own a fucking Trumpy Bear. Somebody got my $40 because I wasn’t deft enough to own the conservs. 

Oh my god.

Man, I hate it when I find out that actually I’M the bitch. Thanks for changing my opinion. 

The good news is, this kind of thing will continue to eat Kim from the inside for the rest of her days because that is what all perceived slights - however minor - do to narcissists.

Re: Nicole: She’s from Australia, where everything is venomous. Tarantulas are way less threatening than the spiders she grew up with.

Neither Trump nor Baron look particularly comfortable in that photo...first time Trump held the baby?

She’s thinking “Look at this old fart. He’ll be dead within a decade, I just know it.”

Awww, Baron’s just a cute baby there. Wonder which porn star Trump was sleeping with then.

I don’t know. I am getting older (I’m 51) but I always associated age-related shrinking withe the elderly and I’m NOT elderly, dammit!

51. Thought the shrinking would start later...like 60s or 70s

Exactly!

I have believed I was 5' 4" for years but recently was measured and I’m 5' 3" and I feel like my whole identity has shifted from average to short. 

I did not know that. Thank you! I’ll check it out.

So having Andy Cohen come out to Freakshow was a commentary on Bravo’s programming, right? RIGHT? I feel like this might have been shade. I miss Kara.

Nobody detassled corn? My parents moved us to Indiana the year I graduated high school and that was pretty much the only job available for kids in the summer so that’s what I did. Dawn to dusk. I had moved from a pretty nice suburban area where I had worked in a movie theater with a bunch of my friends to rural-ish…

Schlitterbahn started in Texas; it’s where it’s based. I’ve been to the original one in New Braunfels more times than I can count.

I’m assuming ‘retard’ or ‘retarded’. There’s a campaign in schools called “Erase the R word” so that’s what my assumption is based on.

Preach! You’ll never convince me that’s not her kid.