If I were voting, I just don’t want bullshit.

It’s pretty clear that Trump is, at minimum, verbally abusive, probably physically abusive. Do we hold someone responsible if they are being coerced by their abusive spouse? It’s a prodding, almost trollish question. I understand that. But I wonder about it because if she were married to any other abuser, she would be…

This is a weird little piece of trivia that has no real bearing on the conversation but if he was stationed in Berlin, he has the Army of Occupation medal as it was still being awarded in the 1980's as we were still considered an occupying force, even more than 40 years after the war’s end.

I think they’re supposed to be handsome but I don’t like their faces. There’s something off. (Yes, this is shallow and bitchy. I own that.)

I see she’s still referring to herself as a hockey mom. I wonder who she’s driving to hockey practice? (No one. It’s bullshit.)

I think Sasha has one more year of high school. After that, I bet they stick around DC or Chicago to try to continue and make a change in the world. They don’t seem like the retreat-to-my-house-and-paint-dogs types (lookin’ at you, Dubya.)

I make a pretty good smoothie at home using frozen blueberries, Greek yogurt and water (sometimes throw in protein powder post workout). The frozen blueberries and yogurt make it perfectly thick as long as you don’t add too much water.

I agree with this completely. I watched S1, did not care for and did not watch S2. My hubby continued on through S2 while I made fun of him for still watching that stupid show. But I got sucked back in for S3 and was actually looking forward to the premier of S4 (which I enjoyed.)

Ketchup...the smell, the taste, the appearance. I hate it all.

Me too. My husband will make a smoothie. He will make it with banana. “You can’t even taste it.” One sip. Gag. Banana.

I watched live for the first time in a long time and my reaction to the horns sketch was “Oh yay! Luke has a decent part for a change and I’ll be waiting to read the AV Club write up” because the only reason I even know he exists come from his mentions here. And I really only focused on the fact that he was in it.

I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be passing on that hair...

My son has a teacher who is 24 who just quit. Not only was she young, apparently she had been home-schooled so this was her first time in a high school classroom. She didn’t last a year.

Exactly. They didn’t pee on him. They peed on each other. Allegedly.

Yep. Settlement $$s + NDA = No Comment.

Hell yes! Terry Crews is a goddamn national treasure. Have you seen his art? He’s a renaissance man, a man of many talents. I prefer him to the man of zero talents (ehh, maybe lying is a talent...man of one talent) we have now.  

Behold my toilet! Please note that they put the toilet closest to the kitchen. It’s a powder room and there’s really no way to take any space from it. It’s the 0.5 bath in our 2.5 baths so we’ll probably just leave it this way.

No, it is the oddest configuration. It is between the kitchen and a room that can function as an extra bedroom or an office. We use it as an office. So there’s a door from the kitchen to the bathroom and then a door from the bathroom to the office. Essentially, it functions as a small hall from the kitchen to the…

I had never heard about the affair so went looking for pictures of this dude and oh boy, she had a type, didn’t she?