His mother asserts that this, like everything else, is Obama’s fault.

Wow. That was phenomenal!

Goddammit.

I have a soft spot for the 90's/2000's work of Hugh Grant so I’m sure that has something to do with it.

It is one of the few romcoms I can stomach. That Twitter thread was amazing.

preg·nant

So much of the stuff in the New Testament is Paul’s work that I wonder why Christians aren’t called Paulians.

I prefer MILF Island.

WTF is Ivanka wearing?

Seriously, this is NOT a $600 menu.

Perhaps in addition to surpassing Johnson and Buchanan as worst president, he’ll surpass Taft as largest. Trump: Biggest president ever!

Corn dog all the way, baby!

I would never write in Matthew McConaughey because there’s zero chance I would spell his name correctly. 

We’ve also learned, from the Shaver case, this one and others, that the police seem to think everyone is running around with guns tucked in their waistbands.

That’s a rough 32.

I swear, every policy decision seems to be based on “How petty and horrible can I be?”

Right?

Somebody’s mad her sister gets to live in a castle.

She’s pretty clearly joking.

Agreed. Also Josefa Reina.