Don’t be so anthropocentric. They might smell different to each other or something.

AHHHHH GELFLING!!!!!!

None. None more metal.

lemmysaurus!

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

The Mooch: I report directly to the President

That area looks like it smells like bicycle tires.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

Shocking, they are all white.

Fuck Jeff Sessions forever.

Ha!

Where I live, developers re-devloped an area next to the river and sold condos and overpriced apartments to rich idiots. Know what else it was next to, and the reason the place used to be where the SROs and really, really horrible, cheap apartments was? It was also right next to the train station. As in, less than a…

FUCK NO! This man doesn’t give a shit about his family except for his hottest daughter. And even then that’s only a sick lustful thing and not actual fatherly love.

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

You’re wrong.

Whatever do you mean?