And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

The Mooch: I report directly to the President

That area looks like it smells like bicycle tires.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

Shocking, they are all white.

Fuck Jeff Sessions forever.

Ha!

Where I live, developers re-devloped an area next to the river and sold condos and overpriced apartments to rich idiots. Know what else it was next to, and the reason the place used to be where the SROs and really, really horrible, cheap apartments was? It was also right next to the train station. As in, less than a…

FUCK NO! This man doesn’t give a shit about his family except for his hottest daughter. And even then that’s only a sick lustful thing and not actual fatherly love.

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

I loathe her so completely.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

You’re wrong.

Whatever do you mean?

The sentence fragment he was speaking at the very start of the video - he seemed to be saying that essential government data should be “migrated to the cloud.” So that some day your Social Security check will rely on a commercially-employed, minimum wage-earning McJob holder maintaining a RAID array.

This voice will make catholic priests harder than concrete.

These aren’t analogous situations, for a variety of more- and less-complicated reasons.

I dont know, Patrick. Rocky held his own against Thunderlips, so there’s always a chance!