The sentence fragment he was speaking at the very start of the video - he seemed to be saying that essential government data should be “migrated to the cloud.” So that some day your Social Security check will rely on a commercially-employed, minimum wage-earning McJob holder maintaining a RAID array.

This voice will make catholic priests harder than concrete.

These aren’t analogous situations, for a variety of more- and less-complicated reasons.

I dont know, Patrick. Rocky held his own against Thunderlips, so there’s always a chance!

It’s almost like A) I talked about that at some length; and B) It’s not as simple as “...getting paid dollars AND cents”, because there are complications involving the nature of their relationship in the bout. Jesus fuck, dude.

The fact that Comey laid it out to Cheetolini for all requests to go through the AG, and he still kept calling him directly, points to how Cheeto just needs everyone to like him.

I doubt it. Despite all the screaming and flapping of arms, there’s still a distinct paucity of evidence of any real wrong-doing that would lead to his impeachment, and his ego wouldn’t let him walk away so soon as such an obvious failure.

What’s sad is that he doesn’t actually appear to be learning those things. He should be, but he remains stubbornly ignorant.

Looks like Sessions trying to jump ship before the the former FBI director starts singing like a canary. He was a poor pick for AG anyways.

What initially brought me to io9, and what was later confirmed by Annalee Newitz, was that this site was created largely in the spirit of OMNI magazine.

Omni Magazine meant a lot to me because when I was young my father would buy them for me.

The goosesteppers are not “alt-right”. They’re Alt-Reich. Period.

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

If you buy a fresh/live geoduck at some markets, they (inevitably a guy) will delight himself by holding the geoduck in front of his crotch, and pulling on the neck. Which spurts water.

My startup will ensure that guillotines have the sharpest blades possible for maximum efficiency. Oh, and a bluetooth speaker.

Bruh.

Ammon Bundy

I just don’t understand poaching to extinction. What I mean is: Don’t the poachers understand that this is going to eliminate a source of income? At least with oil (which I’m also opposed to, but it’s the easiest comparison I can come up with), there is the potential of finding another reserve. When you have three…