the break after one boob is so true.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

I’d also like white supremacists to suddenly realize the ills of racism, and for all wasps to magically transform into unicorns that shit gold coins.

oh jesus, they’re absolutely going to have “it’s not rape, they’re actually in love, she never said no” bullshit storylines. time to start drinking.

It’s up to Uber to provide wheelchair accessible vehicles but it’s not set up to do that. Private drivers with personal vehicles aren’t going to be able to provide that service without extensive modification (not worth it) or purchase of a very expensive compliant vehicle (see reason 1). That’s like saying I have to…

Predictions:

If you see something, say something.

I remember when that one contestant walked out at the finale looking nearly emaciated and in a split second cut to Jillian, she had this absolutely horrified look on her face. I like to think that was her “this is actually really fucked up” moment.

If she just wouldn’t have bought a new iphone, she would’ve been fine.

Romance is the cornerstone of the superhero story. The first Spiderman movie was almost entirely about his love for Mary Jane. And what is Superman without Lois Lane? In fact, Superman the Movie ended with him going against his dad’s wishes, turning back time and potentially destroying the world, because he couldn’t…

Please kindly remind them BvS had two premiere superheroes in the title and a third in the actual movie, while Suicide Squad was similarly an ensemble piece.

Wait. I can top those blahs, my dear. Here we go: without any provocation and without the topic being Wonder Woman, movies in general or anything that would warrant this bullshit some man held forth the astounding opinion that the women of Themyscira were WRONG for opening fire on the men who were there simply to…

I have had so many convos with friends that go like this:

Woman friend: Did you see Wonder Woman? Wasn’t it great? It’s doing so well and I’m really happy about that because I’d love to see a sequel!
Other woman friend: Yes, I loved it! I’m taking (other woman or girl) to see it too.
Dude: It really wasn’t that great,…

This is one of the best abuses of power I’ve ever seen

Also, after trying to decipher this comment and thinking about what you might be trying to say, I realize that you are criticizing her unfairly, and that your understanding of language is quite limited. Second person plural is often used, not to generalize one’s own experience or to refer to one’s interlocutor, but as…

The most asinine take I’ve read (about anything) on the Internet so far today. Kudos! It’s a competitive landscape.

Oh, I just thought of something: Is English not your first language? And maybe that’s why you are attributing her way of speaking as meaning to speak for every closeted person? I ask because native English speakers know exactly what she means and I can’t imagine offense being taken if you understand how the second…

Omg are you even serious? Lol

Uh, Becky tried to get cute on Instagram right after Lemonade dropped with some “good hair don’t care” bullshit, got dragged to hell and read for filth, and then deleted her Instagram citing “bullying.”