Try to imagine Clarkson reading those. Or, better yet, someone trying to impersonate Clarkson. Like this.

Hope you get your yellow piece of awesome back soon.

OMG this is like the best thread I ever seen today.

Yeah, but a new Nissan Versa does not serve as a testing field for new, advanced tech like the XL1. I'm sure they'll find issues in those 250 cars that they couldn't find on the testing models.

Okay now, I'm late to comment (again) but here it goes. I also drive a Fiat on a daily basis – one of those Uno Milles that resist in the Brazilian Fiat lineup until now. Mine is a 2008 model. So, yesterday I took Arthur to his grandma's house in the Fiat (and all glorious 66 horses of his 1.0-liter Fire engine) and I…

Now this is a weird looking car.

It looks like a goddamn Enzo to me.

I'd stuff a 1.4 liter Renault engine into a VW Phaeton and profit largely

Fuck you, Jason, now I want a VW fastback. THANKS A LOT

You can't spell Rollswagen without 'swag'

Great, Jason. Now the website is down.

DAT COLOR

Fly me to Detroit, Jason. I'll lt you drive my old Fiat. And my dad's new Fiat. And maybe even my cousin's '86 VW Gol. Heck, I can even get you a ride on a VW SP2!

Nibbles is such an asshole

The Fiat Uno lent its platform to the Panda and is also a goddamn big squircle itself. But it's an economy car, with an interior that is not half as nice as the Panda's and a lazier exterior. It even has three squircles on it's grille and nameplate.

OMG I want a Twingo soooo bad right now

Maybe you're right, just maybe

And it was the only Camaro SS in the whole world! Oh wait, it wasn't.

What are the Big Three bike manufacturers? (here in Brazil they are Honda, Yamaha and Suzuki)

It does. Once someone asked me how the Aventador was called. I told them and they slapped me in the face