"To advartayse Macks with fayster processers, of cause, mate"

The Ka is smaller than the Fiesta, WAY smaller.

I think it's a great joke!

Hey Jason, you better not make my eyes fill up with tears from memories of my 10 yr. old dog who died while he was sleeping on his favorite place - under our '79 Beetle. He had been sick for a while and one day he just fell asleep and never woke up.

We do that here in Brazil as well. Of course there is the Jeep, the one and only; and the "Jipe" (the pronounciation is the same), every other offroader (or wannabe offroader) on the market.

Looks small enough to me!

It's a family thing to me, the Fiat Uno. My dad's first car was a Beetle, then he sold it and bought an '88 Fiat Uno. Then he totaled it and bought another one, a '95 (pictured), then he gave it to me and bought yet another one, a 2008. It drives great, turns pretty well, but the interior is a joke. And my 1995 one…

It was the first thing I thought. Gee, I'd buy and hoon the hell out of one.

Yeah, I'm aware of that.

and fuck nibbles [www.salaodecarros.com.br]

Pff, we brazilians 've had these for a while now... except that it's called the SpaceCross, it's based on a VW Fox (which is based on a MkIV Polo), and it's FWD and well, nevermind...

Hey Spen, could we use this on Jalopnik Brasil? (I write for them)

While you might have a point, I must say that she being a big lady actually pleases me much, but if her breasts were smaller she'd be more attractive. But she's cute. The thing is, virtually any girl can put litres of implants on her breasts for a living, that doesn't make her special.

She's brazilian. And it doesn't make us that proud.

Shit, I fucking love this car. And the Renault 5, and the Alpine A110, and the DS and the 2CV... But they're all rubbish.

And these look much, much better.

Guys, that's not a Quantum. It's not even a Volkswagen. That is a Ford Belina.

My 1-liter Fiat Uno. Stiff suspension, good steering, solid as steel, slow but great torque.

I barely can tell a Mustang II from a first-gen V8 Vantage. And I don't know if this is good or bad.

PLUS, the Audi A7 is a goddamn hatchback!