Hey Spen, could we use this on Jalopnik Brasil? (I write for them)

While you might have a point, I must say that she being a big lady actually pleases me much, but if her breasts were smaller she'd be more attractive. But she's cute. The thing is, virtually any girl can put litres of implants on her breasts for a living, that doesn't make her special.

She's brazilian. And it doesn't make us that proud.

Shit, I fucking love this car. And the Renault 5, and the Alpine A110, and the DS and the 2CV... But they're all rubbish.

And these look much, much better.

Guys, that's not a Quantum. It's not even a Volkswagen. That is a Ford Belina.

My 1-liter Fiat Uno. Stiff suspension, good steering, solid as steel, slow but great torque.

I barely can tell a Mustang II from a first-gen V8 Vantage. And I don't know if this is good or bad.

PLUS, the Audi A7 is a goddamn hatchback!

Down here in Brazil we have the Punto T-Jet (pt-br for Abarth...). Despite the silly looks, it's got a 1.4 turbo engine good for 150 hp. It does 0-62 mph in 9.5 seconds, weighs 2,711 lbs and really likes winding roads.

I'm gonna win this sheat. The Fiat Palio.

I'd never drive the Pikes Peak. Ever. I'm no man enough.

I LOVE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

What is today, Camaro day?

Me likey. I'd hit it. Hard.

Totally agree.

Holy mother of God. First that Fiat Uno Testarossa, now THIS. Dammit, I now gotta buy a 2 door fiat uno and do this to her.

Your answer was totally gonna be chosen for AOTD... if there was AOTD.

"Well we had the 116 Hp 1.4 Turbo here in Brazil"

I do not like these huge-dashboarded recent Civics.