I certainly hope so. The Cancun bit last year was priceless.

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

I love that story.  I hope Mr Reyes comes for me when it’s my time.  In fact, that is our deal.  We made an agreement when he was still alive.

Earlier this year, my Dad passed after a steady decline in his health. When I saw him before he died, he was on a ventilator and other machines to sustain him. 

That’s very sweet, and doesn’t surprise me a bit that it happened in Ireland. 

I just had to say how much I love this story. The idea of loved ones waiting to help us cross is beautiful. 

My mom moved to a different state when I was a teenager and I’d come visit for a few days every summer and stay in the same room. I never got a good night’s sleep and would always end up with horrible allergy symptoms.

I thiiiink I told this story like ten years ago here, but it may have been somewhere else. Anyway, here it is again!!

And like I plead every year, folks, please please remember that longer doesn’t mean better. Brevity is the soul of dread. 

I rarely tell this story, because people just chalk it up to the weed and wine, but I was pretty clear-headed when it happened. What I saw may not qualify as a ghost, but it was something. Anyhow.

This happened when I was around seven and living in a small farm town outside of Chicago. Each night I’d go to bed and from the ceiling above me a little girl, in the shape of a shadow, would watch me. I recall she had this curly untamed hair and no facial features, but she definitely read as a little girl around my…

My daughter said to me, in reference to her father, “Don’t worry mom, I won’t marry a man who is useless.”

I know a lot of my negativity towards men comes from watching the women in my life suffer through their relationships. I would say that each of the women in my family was independent and her own person in her own way. But in their relationships they had to suppress their personalities and wants while being expected to…

I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

Don’t just fire, prosecute. 

It’s sickening what these women went through just to get someone to listen to them. No amount of hearings, finger pointing, or Senate speeches can make up for the failures of government to protect or even believe these young ladies.

One of the most shocking details was how incredibly bad both of these agents were at lying.

I’ve heard from no-one that Drake’s goes straight down the middle while Kanye’s swerves right.

Playing another trick from the book of white female victimhood. Big bad brown guy abused her and forced her to defraud investors and mistreat her employees and lie through her teeth. Let’s see if the court buys this excuse. Anyway, I am more intrigued by what white feminists on Twitter make of this. Should she be…